Men at Arms (Discworld)

Corporal Carrot has been promoted Hes now in charge of the new recruits guarding Ankh-Morpork Discworlds greatest city from Barbarian Tribes Miscellaneous Marauders unlicensed Thieves and such Its a big job particularly for an adopted dwarf But an even bigger job awaits An ancient document has just revealed that Ankh-Morpork ruled for decades by Disorganized crime has a secret sovereign And his name is Carrot And so begins the most awesome epic encounter of all time or at least all afternoon in which the fate of a city-indeed of the universe itself -depends on a young mans courage an ancient swords magic and a three-legged poodles bladder