Zombie Angst

A peculiar bundle of rags washes up on the lakeshore of a small Canadian town. On wobbly legs it rises and awakens to a second life. Death by drowning has preserved some brain function and it slurs a few words. Zombie Mort instinctively heads home to reunite with his wife and kids. It doesn't go well. Electromagnetic waves wake other dead who head for a trailer park for their first meal. Police chief Jane Dougherty investigates the town's first homicides in a century. It doesn't go well. Energy trickling through the ground hits a cautious cabal of vampires who quietly operate a local bar. They need the blood that zombies spill, but the town is locked down by the army. The Vamps create a blood bank in their cellar with their customers as donors. It doesn't go well. School kids are taken hostage and zombs want to supersize for adults. The ensuing battle has police vs. zombies vs. army vs. vampires vs. posse. It doesn't go well. Welcome to the 4H Club: horror, humor, humanity and heartbreak.