Porny Stories

"I decide I'm too thin. So, I stop running, eat coplous amounts of bacon and force myself to park it in front of Friends reruns for hours in the hopes of developing child-bearing hips. An under -wire fake foam boob-builder bra is a must. I don dresses twenty-four seven. And lipstick. My god lispstick! Why didn't anyone ever tell me I had my father's weak mouth? But with a little colour... Presto! it looks like I have lips that could cushion a tail pipe. I'm a perfect lady." Have you ever wondered what Woody Allen would be like if he were a woman stoked on chick lit who lived In Toronto? Eva Moran has Porny Stones is a Collection of fiction that examines the neurotic. dessperate, and impotent lady world of Toronto, and shows a lot of leg while doing it Bad boyfriends, Jobs, and decisions plague the main character of each story in this titllating diaiy of explicitly dirty laundry. The status quo eludes the main characters, Lover after lost lover, one missed opportunity for a better life after the next, the characters can never seem to get it right, but they keep trying in all the wrong ways Basically, this is a book about badly needing to get a new life and desperately wanting to get lald and how each character will die trying, or well, not die. but will conjure many drtmken shenanigens trying. The seemingly autobiographical approach of the pieces makes it feel like you are kneeling at a keybole peering into a room full of bawdy comedy...tantalizing! "Dirty clever, and fresh. Eva moran's crafty and she's just my type" Lynn Crosbie