IMPROBABLES: a satire about very large numbers (The History Department Book 0)

The end of the universe will not be an accident.
It wasn't last time either.

Elaine McGee is a science teacher going through tough times. Then the spaceship arrived. Welcome to the Final War, Earthling. Can she stop RESET?

If weapons technology advances faster than empathy there is only one destination, an extinction event.

The Goodness Empire controls 80% of the universe. Don’t let the name fool you. It is an empire built on conquest and slavery. They are five former enemies navigating the bumpy new era of cooperation. Chiro leads them ruthlessly. 80% isn’t enough for him. 

Mathematics professor Lawrence Chu is in love with professor Kassman. One night he gave her a drunken hypothesis that the central tendency of the universe indicated that they should kiss again. The ensuing argument resulted in a breakthrough new model and a weapon. 

Before the History Department at the University of Centrum Kath there was the Math Department and the Numeracy Committee. Find out how it all started with this prequel.
No experience necessary.

One part hyperactivity, one variant of our evolutionary tree, and two parts curiosity. What do you get?
Bueller, Navigator fourth class, after a recent demotion. She's like a good friend who has forgotten her meds. But there is a terrible moment in history hurtling towards her, more probable with each choice she makes.

Discover IMPROBABLES now before your planet self-destructs.
(currently a 63.82% probability).

The final war has begun.

Words your mother won't like? Definitely.
Imaginary Sex? Of course.
Satirical Viewpoints? Overwhelmingly.


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