Keep Off the Grass

Ann, Liz, and Jorga decided years ago that when they retired, they would all move to the beach. Now their dream has come true. Life was all they had hoped for, until they discover a dead man, not only dead but naked, on their lawn. Now, instead of lazy days on the beach, they have to deal with two rather charismatic policemen and some very unsavory characters. Home invasions and personal attacks were not what they bargained on. Their reactions go from zany to desperate as they deal with situations the classroom had not prepared them for. Shoe fetishes and an infatuated cop push their friendships to the limit as they struggle to learn why they have been singled out for persecution.