Mermaids are Salty B**ches: A Coloring Book for Juvenile Adults

You heard sailors were vulgar? Well, where do you think they learned it from? Mermaids may seem alluring with their ample sea-cups & generous curves, but they're actually feisty, ill-tempered sirens.

They almost never pay taxes; they're too good at offshore accounting. Their favorite game is battleship. To them, the ocean is just a giant all-you-can-eat seafood buffet. They're always carping about something. They drink like fish. They're more shallow than pool noodles.

Yep. Mermaids are shellfish. They throw mershade left & right & absolutely no one likes a shady beach!

Relax with a stiff drink bedecked by one of those teeny-tiny tropical umbrellas & soak up the drama. Dive headlong into the brine. 38+ drawings featuring classic '50s comics positively overflowing with obscenities so deep you'll wish you had a snorkel. Not since the work of Hans Christian Andersen has an author plumbed the depths and exposed more of the seedy underbelly of the maritime world.

Mermaids will drag you straight to the bottom.

Product Description:

• 38 full-page drawings featuring classic '50s artwork. Additional smaller drawings on introductory pages.
• Single-sided images to avoid pen, ink, and marker bleed through. Note: There is text on the back of each image.
• Convenient 8.5"x8.5" size makes it easy to take your art on the road.
• Smooth, untextured white paper helps avoid feathering.
• Beautiful soft matte paperback cover.

Warning: Awash with adult language and steeped in naughty jokes. The author really went overboard with the puns.

The reviews are already in:
"Absolutely ridiculous. The only thing stronger than the language are the terrible jokes."
- Marlin Monroe
"Burns so hot, you'll need sunscreen."
- Joan Crawfish

What are you waiting for? Go ahead...dive on in.