The Monsters' Anonymous Club: Don't Play with Dead Things

Dead people can be super cranky when they’re mad. Just ask Jeremy Bauer, second vice-president of the Monsters’ Anonymous Club and first place winner in the “World’s Worst Brother” contest. He found out the hard way.

Jeremy should have known better than to taunt the unseen spirits that lurked around every corner in his hometown of Bayview, Michigan. After so many close calls with wild werewolves and vicious vampires and ghastly ghosts, he should have had the common sense not to play with dead things. But common sense wasn’t one of Jeremy’s stronger traits, especially if there was any possibility to make a joke or get a laugh.

And so, at 9:42 p.m. on Sunday, July 2nd, Jeremy Bauer cast aside all caution to play a little prank on his mother. Unfortunately for Jeremy, he never realized that he was breaking rule number three of the Monsters’ Anonymous Club: Never play a joke on your parents when dead people are watching.