You Should Write A Book! True Tales of An Unstable Life

Years ago, drowning her sorrows in a giant bowl of chips and guacamole, Kristan shared yet another story of falling down on the job (no no – that’s not a figure of speech) with her college roommate, Jen, who couldn’t believe the absurd luck of this person sitting across from her.

"I hope you’re writing all this down. You should write a book about all this stuff,͟ Jen announced.

In this collection of true tales (at least 87% of which have been confirmed to be true), you’ll meet Kristan’s quirky parents, you’ll get a glimpse into the life of a person potentially suffering borderline personality disorder(s), and you’ll even get a peek right in the birthing room for the delivery of her first-born child.

In You Should Write A Book!, Kristan shares her missteps in life with the same honest and hilarious vulnerability she uses in her popular* blog, Bring Mommy A Martini.

*This is the only lie in the book**. Her blog is only marginally popular, being read regularly only by members of her neighborhood Facebook group, but even that is doubtful.

**This is a complete fabrication. This is only one in a whole handful of lies within the book. But aside from those four or five things, the rest is totally true.