Citizen Survivor Belles

Welcome to the bizarre and nightmarish world of the Citizen Survivors. Not quite fact and not quite fiction; not quite comedy and not quite horror.

‘Crumpet! Nothing distracts irksome men like crumpet!’ a drunken voice bellowed from Stranger's Bar. The voice would have probably been ignored, had it not happened to belong to a member of His Majesty's XXII Committee, who had recently dispossessed the parliamentarians.

As a result, this inebriated idea was destined to become a reality. The Southern Herald newspaper was given the dubious task of resurrecting the provocative 'Page Seven girls'. The concept of this being, to tittilate and distract from the horrors of the day and, in the words of one merry member, "To keep the b*stards quiet".

Here then, against a defeated Britain destroying itself from within, is a collection of 'Page Seven girls', desperately cobbled together by a panicked editor and his team from what pictures still remained after the results of 'The Great Tribulation'.