The Unabridged Mark Twain

v. 1. The weather in this book ; Opening remarks by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. ; A short note from the editor ; "After" Jenkins ; The celebrated jumping frog of Calaveras County ; The innocents abroad ; The undertaker's chat ; The danger of lying in bed ; Lionizing murderers ; A true story repeated word for word as I heard it ; An encounter with an interviewer ; About barbers ; The facts concerning the recent carnival of crime in Connecticut ; The adventures of Tom Sawyer ; The journals of Germany ; The prince and the pauper ; On the decay of the art of lying ; The adventures of Huckleberry Finn ; A Connecticut yankee in King Arthur's court ; The private history of a campaign that failed ; The 41,000,000 bank note ; Playing courier ; Fenimore Cooper's literary offenses ; The man that corrupted Hadleyburg v. 2. A burlesque biography The tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson The comedy those extraordinary twins The awful German language Life on the Mississippi A medieval romance Extracts from Adam's diary Eve's diary Roughing it How to tell a story A curious dream My late senatorial secretaryship A mysterious visit Journalism in Tennessee A visit to Niagara The experiences of the McWilliamses with membranous croup Mrs. McWilliams and the lightning The stolen white elephant Legend of Sagenfeld, in Germany Some rambling notes of an idle excursion Travelling with a reformer The loves of Alonzo Fitz Clarence and Rosannah Ethelton The 30,000 bequest Curing a cold Disgraceful persecution of a boy The canvasser's tale At the appetite-cure Petition to Congress.