The Idiots' Club

Four middle aged losers. Five dares. £10 million. The last time Eric Gideon saw Sean Heschmeyer was the day of the accident. The day Eric’s dare landed Sean in hospital. The day The Idiots’ Club ceased to be. Now, exactly twenty years later, Sean is back but he’s nothing like they remember him. After growing his family’s business into a corporate behemoth, he’s amassed a huge personal fortune. He has everything money can buy. But money can’t buy everything… When former Idiots’ Club member, and serial bankruptee, Callum Jollie, receives a surprise invite to a Heschmeyer Industries VIP event, he tries to persuade Sean to support his failing business. Although Sean agrees, his money comes with conditions. He’ll invest ten million but only if Callum can convince the other three members of The Idiots Club to complete five dares in seven days. Not just any old dares, either. Dares that Sean has purposely devised to ruin them. Oh, and they have to live stream them for good measure. Standing between the boys and the money are a narcoleptic ex-girlfriend, five disgruntled black-ops mercenaries, a World War Two bomb and a family of hat loving night monkeys, but these won’t be the hardest obstacles. The idiots must face up to their own personal failings and work as a team. Which, as it turns out, is a lot harder than stealing a lion. --Back Cover