Sweet Love Press

• Between Lovers, a Little Confession Is a Dangerous Thing
• I Know a Man Who Gave up Smoking, Drinking, Sex, and Rich Food. He Was Healthy Right up to the Time He Killed Himself
• I Love You for Your Personality... but That d Is a Really Nice Bonus. Naughty Anniversary Gift
• I'm Now Making a Jewish Porno Film. Ten Percent Sex, 90 Percent Guilt
• If Only One Could Tell True Love from False Love As One Can Tell Mushrooms from Toadstools
• It Wasn't Love at First Sight. It Took a Full Five Minutes
• Love Is a Lot Like a Backache; It Doesn't Show up on X-Rays, but You Know It's There
• Love Is Sharing Your Popcorn
• Love Is Telling Someone That His Zipper Is Open or Her Wig Looks Too Fake
• Marriage Is Like Twirling a Baton, Turning a Handspring or Eating with Chopsticks; It Looks Easy until You Try It
• My Brother Is Gay, and My Parents Don't Care, As Long As He Marries a Doctor
• My Mind Works Great Wonder 365 Days a Year, 7 Days a Week and 24 Hours a Day until I Met You