Safiya Samuels

• Do You Know Nunya? Nunya Biznes?
• I Don't Make Bucket Lists. I Make up Reasons Why I Can't Die Yet
• I'm Not Saying You're Plump. You Just Look Really Pregnant. Like Really
• I'm Not Straight Forward
• I'm So Cheap That My Gift Reflects It. You're Welcome
• If I Was You, I'd Hate to Be Me Too
• In This Book I Wrote Every Reason Why I Love You
• Notebook
• Pretending to Listen to a Song So I Don't Have to Listen to You
• This Book Told Me Buy Me
• Yes. I. Am. Captain of the Motherfucking Obvious
• You See That Cup in the Distance?