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• I Don't Mean to Interupt People I Just Randomly Remember Things & Get Really Excited
• I End a Lot of My Sentences with Just Saying Because Ending the Sentence with Dumb Ass Would Probably Be Considered Offensive
• I Express My Emotions by Saying Fuck in Numerous Tones
• I Go from 0 to Fuck Everybody Real Quick
• I Seriously Need a Speed Bump Between My Brain and My Mouth
• I Woke up Today and Spun the Wheel of Attitude. Yep! It Landed on Bitch Again!
• Let's See, Which Emotional Issues Should I Bury under Deep Layers of Sarcasm Today
• My Mind Is Like an Internet Browser 19 Tabs Open 3 Frozen & I Have No Idea Where the Music Is Coming From
• Not to Brag, but I Haven't Had a Mood Swing in, Like, 7 Minutes
• Some People Are Lik Clouds When They Disappear It's a Beautiful Day