Adolph Moser
1938
Don't pop your cork on Mondays!
Don't feed the monster on Tuesdays!
Don't fall apart on Saturdays!
Don't tell a whopper on Fridays!
Don't be a menace on Sundays!
Don't despair on Thursdays!
Don't Fall Apart on Saturdays!
Don't Feed the Monster on Tuesdays!
Don't Pop Your Cork on Mondays!
Don't rant & rave on Wednesdays!