Inspirational Media Publishing

• Accept Who You Are. Unless You're a Serial Killer
• Behind Every Great Man Is a Woman Rolling Her Eyes
• Do Not Take Life Too Seriously, You Will Never Get Out of It Alive
• I Can Resist Everything Except Temptation
• I Really Don't Mind Getting Older, but My Body Is Taking It Badly
• If at First You Don't Succeed, Flush Again
• Life Is a Pain Anyone Who Says Otherwise Is Selling Something
• Planet Is Fine, the People Are Fucked
• When Life Gives You Lemons Squirt Someone in the Eye
• You Know What I Like Most about People? Pets
• Your Ass Must Get Jealous of All That Shit That Comes Out of Your Mouth