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• I Express My Emotions by Saying Fuck in Numerous Tones
• I Seriously Need a Speed Bump Between My Brain and My Mouth
• I Woke up Today and Spun the Wheel of Attitude. Yep! It Landed on Bitch Again!
• My Body Is a Temple, Ancient, Crumbling, Probably Cursed, Filled with Unspeakable Horror
• My Mind Is Like an Internet Browser 19 Tabs Open 3 Frozen & I Have No Idea Where the Music Is Coming From
• Not to Brag, but I Haven't Had a Mood Swing in, Like, 7 Minutes
• Resting Bitch Face Saves Me from So Many Conversations I Don't Want to Be a Part Of
• Some People Are Lik Clouds When They Disappear It's a Beautiful Day